rebmadraeh:

Poor old ladies.

Ew.

rebmadraeh:

I didn’t say she answered.

What did you dooo?

alysonraee:

I will fight you.

But mom is looking for my birth certificate. And i’m acting like i’m helping her.

What are you doing???.

And I will win. 

Why do you need your birth certificate?

Pretending to not be dying.

rebmadraeh:

oh my god

Truth.

rebmadraeh:

it’s possible.

Now I have to get up.

alysonraee:

You are forever welcome.

What’cha dooin? 

Yeah, I stole your line.

Fight me.

rebmadraeh:

BUT ALWAYS

They should relabel that to:

*Until you’re about 60 anyways.

rebmadraeh:

yes dearrr?

did you just call my mom?

rebmadraeh:

TOO LAZY TO SCREEN SHOT

GOOD.

rebmadraeh:

Oops

amberrrr

alysonraee:

You’re craaaaazeee.

Thanks.

rebmadraeh:

PSHHHT. YOU SAID IT FIRST

I SAID NOTHING.

rebmadraeh:

So she can bring you medicine.

That requires me opening the door, and then probably getting smothered.

alysonraee:

‘Previously on tumblr’

And that’s what you missed on GLEE.

rebmadraeh:

YUP

NOPE